probably doesn't meet the 2nd requirement, most definitely doesn't meet the third, but:
Lots of things are simple in isolation: want to use Cue? Just get your definitions and install the compiler and call it and boom, there are your k8s defs! Ok, but how do I integrate all of that into my existing toolchain? How do I pass config? Etc, etc.
The best, fastest tool won't win. The tool that has the most frictionless user story will.