I loved the writing but I don't get the point or the title.
Am I supposed to infer some sort of conspiracy theory? or is it just supposed to be funny?
Watching NileRed regularly, it does not at all surprise me.
I will put forth another (possible) explanation: fake sugar has to be widely marketed, and "we were doing Important Science when we accidentally discovered this fake sugar" is a more marketable, easy-to-understand story than "we added/removed groups on a range of compounds determined likely to be sweet based on a literature review, in order of how amenable the reactions are to mass production, then tested each of them in rats".