Ok, I'll bite. What happened at Canonical?
Give us your high school GPA and write all of these essays and bla bla bla. Then they ghost you.
I once found myself unexpectedly being asked to take a wonderlic test, I failed the math portion on purpose then when I went into the actual interview I said roughly "haha, that math section was so hard".
My degree is in CS & Math, I just didn't want to burn the recruiter relationship.