So, they forced me to use 2FA, and I dutifully printed out the recovery codes (don't write down your passwords, that's bad practice, but here's 20 recovery codes that stand between you and losing your account forever, so you know, manage that somehow).
When I bought a new iPhone, apparently none of my stored information got copied over. The apps did, but none of the information for those apps (for example, the TOTP info maintained by the authenticator I used). So, I went to log in to Github, opened up my authenticator app, and it was blank.
Thankfully I had the codes...back at home, in a drawer, guarded by a cat, so I wasn't completely doomed, but it ruined the day to be sure until I could get home and recover it and recalibrate my TOTP app.
Oh, guess who has a photo of their recovery codes on their phone now?