Glorifying vandalism like that feels very very immature. How did this end up here, and why was it upvoted?
On the main mail server, echo “jive | more” > /usr/bin/less
But, you are absolutely right, good sir. This is the internet.
And The Internet is Serious Business
For the record, I make coffee one large cup at a time via the pour-over method
// In case it's not clear: I am not suggesting you *actually* do this!