The 10 Principles of Rationality:
1. Your beliefs and assumptions are facts and logic; other people's beliefs and assumptions are emotions and biases
2. If someone describes an experience you can't relate to, it's an anomaly and you should ignore it
3. You know more than other people (except for third-parties who agree with you: they are an unquestionable authorities)
4. Never engage with issues in the context of real events; only examine issues in contrived, hypothetical scenarios
5. Avoid debates with real people; instead, make up imaginary people and argue against the make-believe opinions you give them
6. If you do debate a real person, your primary goal is to make them look foolish (not to change their mind, or yours)
7. Your understanding of other people's feelings and beliefs is more accurate and nuanced than their own
8. Your wild guesses and baseless estimates are valid statistical data
9. It's ok to bend the truth when necessary to prove a point
10. If someone disagrees with you, it's because they're less rational than you
The 10 Decrees of Rationality:
1. A person's wealth is a direct measurement of their contribution to society
2. The best way to help people is by getting rich as fast as possible (it doesn't matter how)
3. When helping people, it's best to ignore their input and feedback (if they had sound judgement then they wouldn't need help)
4. When someone does something good, they're probably secretly doing it for terrible reasons
5. When rich people do something terrible, they're probably secretly doing it for good reasons
6. Believing in your favorite unproven conspiracy doesn't make you a "conspiracy theorist"
7. Stereotypes are based in truth, except for the ones that you find personally offensive
8. When people say your research is bogus, it means your research is really so profound that they're scared of its implications
9. Super-intelligent AI is the greatest threat to humanity
10. Capitalism is a natural, fair, and sustainable system that makes our world a better place