This is the perfect follow-on to your joke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv445S62dgU ("When People Hear You Have A Hobby").

billion dollar garden

through a very complicated trick you're actually sending your clicks to verify that someone else is not a robot, even though they are.

Sponsored tones.

No. Next step is add blockchain. Then add ChatGPT. Vulture capitalist money flows in. Then sell off when IPO debuts.