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I'll make sure you get some royalties for that name suggestion ;)

BBaaS

Just get an FTP account, mounting it locally with curlftpfs, and then using SVN or CVS on the mounted filesystem.

/s

rcs. you meant rcs. and uucp.

But it needs to be more enterprise-y, X.400 with maybe X.25 should do nicely.

...rsync