Not trying to stir up controversy or detract from the interesting article, but I find the verb "to bartend" and its various tenses to be unwieldy and cumbersome. I greatly prefer to verb "to tend bar" in its stead. Am I weird?
If you’re American, idk about “weird” but definitely in the very small minority. Bartend is used as naturally as any other verb by almost all native speakers, as far as I can tell.
I’m not sure about other countries.
https://books.google.com/ngrams/graph?content=to+bartend%2C+...
Looks like over the past 200 years, "tend bar" was strongly preferred, but since the turn of the millennium, "bartend" has been catching up, and eventually overtook "tend bar". Similar results if you look at the infinitive or various cases, with the exception that "bartending" has been more popular than "tending bar" since the 1950s.