Work on your war cry!
Seriousness aside, I ask fitness folk online what the point is of a gym. If you are serious about it (they are) surely you buy your own equipment and train in the comfort of your own home?
One said he does have his own equipment and that [while people would deny it] the gym is entirely for social interaction.
I suggest watching, broScienceLife, most of his videos are bad, actually they are all bad.