Anyone else extremely skeptical that this will be able to pick up the ~2 watt cell phone transmissions from 500+ miles away?
I'm kidding, of course. I don't think anyone actually believes elmu thinks about physics. He pays people to do that while he shitposts on the internet.
There was story on here recently, https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=38322966, about company that launched a constellation of small satellites. The US has lots of radio surveillance satellites that likely can track phones. Also, phone companies sell phone location data.