Recent hype cache algorithms are characterized by cherry-picking hit rates in content caching such as CDNs. Common cache algorithms such as ARC, LIRS, and TinyLFU have made consistent and common comparisons across a variety of disk access patterns, but hype cache algorithms boast hit/miss rates for network accesses without these comparisons. Hype cache algorithms have only been validated in a very narrow domain, and their general superiority has not been validated at all.