I have absolutely no desire to going back to manual loops instead of `map` and `reduce` and `filter`, and I have no desire to go back to imperative style, but I appear to be somewhat in the minority on this. Everyone seems to love Go now, and people keep telling me that they like the language because it's "simple", but I have absolutely no god damn idea how they explain that. I know C well enough to do an interview or hack on FreeRTOS, and I've done a fair amount of paid Go work in the last few years, and despite that I am always craving for a functional language. Any functional language. Give me Haskell or Lisp or OCaml or F# or Rust or even JavaScript.