I grew up on Gruber and would daresay a large portion of my career and what I value has been shaped by his values and writing.
At a certain point I aged into noticing it was sometimes longreads on one man's journey to find a way to justify a trillion dollar company, and it was tissue thin.
More concretely, if you do this, it's good to then go one more layer and imagine how the people you're trying to write off would respond to the analogy.
I don't think it's worth getting into here, it'll sound absurdist to people who don't believe the lounge sounds absurdist so I'll just be upsetting everyone, but if you run with Beeper's "this is for everybody's safety" position and the credit card lounge analogy...