This solution does not meet the maximum 8" length requirement. The code produced the following PDF:

http://www.mediafire.com/view/?47t49w2h4pxa6d1

Even if you shrank the font, decreased the margins, and removed the 1" marker, the text would still exceed the maximum length of 8 inches.

Web page for printing: http://pastebin.com/DLR5cGss