The Toxic Truth About Your Christmas Tree

"(According to the FDA) In fact, assuming the tree is not ingested, the risk is considered so low that no testing is done before trees are sold."

But then:

"Still, without testing, there’s really no way to be sure."

I hate this scaremongering clickbait drivel. Why the hell should I trust Wired more than the FDA? What a terrible thing to publish on Christmas Day.

Merry Christmas. (!)