What should X/Twitter have called tweets post-murger

The rebranding is one of the most stupid things I've seen business-wise during my adult life.

I still go to twitter dot com. And I call them tweets, and everyone does that.

I do personally enjoy saying "X formerly known as Twitter" though.

ex-Twitter

Tweets. Only an idiot would throw away that kind off brand recognition.

Xcrement

Is there an onomatopoeia for the sound a Musk Ox makes? Because it should be that.

xits pronounced zits

Post-merger

Maybe it was a combination of merger and murder. It was an acquisition then a rebrand anyway, not a merger.

Right, a real whodunit anyway.

Mistakes