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It's only a matter of time now until the military industrial complex picks up on this and puts it in a missile. I can see it already "M-249 Mistifier - wide area pheromonal aggression reducer. Safely pacify opposing forces with no civilian casualties and no reputational damage."

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Marketing drove up demand, production had to be ramped up, and that's how we ended up in the dystopian nightmare of dozens of single women in open warehouses watching tragic romantic comedies, crying into a trough.

Vice then released the following documentary "How low-income southeast Asian single cis and trans women are paid 3$/h to cry"

5 years later Prof. von Tränenberg is awarded the Nobel prizes of Chemistry and Peace for the discovery of synthetic female tears.

Miranda!

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