PHP: A Fractal of Bad Design (2012)

Complaining about the state of PHP is as old as PHP itself, I'm sure.

There is some irony in the expired cert though.

Check your website's HTTPS:

> The certificate for eev.ee expired on 22/12/2023.

As for PHP, and I can't read the TFA, it was a fantastic language, and still is. Look at what it enabled and continues to enable.