No, it is not. For consistency, you'd have to start thinking of everything you own as a liability, and only use "asset" to refer to a problem solved by something you own. This would be confusing to everyone you talk with about assets and liabilities. On a day when you didn't drive anywhere, you'd point at your car and say "I got no assets from this liability today." (There would be some truth in that statement, but your listeners would definitely be confused.)
EDIT: I should add, I believe Dijkstra was using hyperbole to make a point with the "lines spent" part of https://www.cs.utexas.edu/~EWD/transcriptions/EWD10xx/EWD103...