Indeed, perhaps there will be some way to detect latex based asteroids in the future and avoid any unnecessary nuclear deployment.
We just need to build a spaced based array of microphones (comsaphones???) to listen for the high pitched squeal or the pfffft sounds as the air is rushing out the opening.
In a vacuum?
Really? C'mon. Walk this thread back up, and see if you can find where it went off the reality rails. Then, see if your comment fits with the seriousness of the thread.
I prefer humour to be based on plausible physics. ;0P
thank goodness you're not the one in charge of comedy for the rest of us