Sam Altman invested in age-reversal startup with "imminent" results

puff piece. theranos 2.0. vampire VCs want to live forever, wishing they could always buy time for money. the orb will scan you now.

“Shindyapina hails from Russia, which has a long-held cultural fascination with longevity technology”

Does anybody find this puff-piece strained and idiotically written?

Add "imminent" to the long list of words with formerly fixed definitions that youngs have modified to suit their ends.