But, why offices at all? All my productivity problems are solved by just working from home.
I can see way down the line there'll be a problem with Engineering vs The Rest because we'll be remote and they'll be in an office. But tbh there is always a problem with Engineering vs The Rest regardless.
I want my devs to be able to switch Slack off, not answer emails, go for a walk in the park, and stare at the ceiling for hours while properly thinking about what they're building. Too much code is written in haste.
You sound like my current employer. Working for them the only worrying thing I ever think about is that I don’t want this gig to end, ever.
Pandemic restrictions have ended. You could eat lunch with a neighbor who hates working from home also. Or rent shared working space.