I'm posting a comment here so that the odds for better comments elsewhere may improve.

I'm the creator of the 1000 skeptics theorem:

You take infinite skeptics, give them all typewriters, poof! All the great works debunked.

Can’t tell if driest sense of humor ever or worlds most literal person.

That's the joke. You just restated the joke.

wow, it even works on Hacker News comments!