Putting aside the (very) funny aspect... If it worked somehow, would that fall under Computer Fraud and Abuse Act ?
* https://www.justice.gov/criminal/file/442156/download
IMO, the provider of such services will need to be held to account for misbehavior and not be able to fall back on bug/black-box defenses, particularly for more damaging scenarios versus this amusing toy example. Scaling this to quickly and w/o culpability would be dystopian.