You forgot the /s on your post. I hope at least.
Let me quote one of Germany's best cabaret artists, Volker Piepers: "Bild-Zeitung..... this filthy newspaper that is so disgusting that you insult dead fish if you wrap it in it!"
There is a reason Heinrich Böll wrote a book about them:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lost_Honour_of_Katharina...
If you consider him "one of Germany's best cabaret artist" you could not have better proven how right I am.