If you’re OK importing node’s internal modules [0], which I believe are loaded anyway, you could achieve a lot, though it definitely wouldn’t be worth it.

No developer is an island. [1]

[0] https://github.com/nodejs/node/tree/main/lib/internal

[1] https://youtu.be/TY9xsT6S75A?si=uqPUuxKNl_1vqMhm