Congratulation on shipping! What I love most about this is your "inner monologue" component at the bottom.
> You're an artist.
> A good one.
> Nope, a great one.
> But you have a sh*tty site.
> You wanna make it better.
> You call the guy.
> Never replies.
> ...
IF this is true (I can't say as I'm not an artist on Spotify), then this alone can sell your product.