I'm sorry to write that, but I think that you're being a little bit douchy. You have a way of thinking parallel to these celebrities demanding exclusive access to shops and shit.
I am a genius Ukulele player, and if you ever read Ukulele Monthly you would know me and that I have no problem with attendance at my super-expensive concerts. But I don't expect border officers to read Ukulele Monthly, or even to know what Ukulele is.