And also he's going to jail instead of being deported to where he came from. I have to say the American justice system terrifies me.
Some have love stories from extra stays together or long roadtrip travel stories from the weeks of no flights, and some got an orange jumpsuit.
Going straight to border control, saying “I have no recollection of how I got here. I don’t have a passport” probably wouldn’t have gotten you charged.
So farmdve's comment is spot on.