Doritos Nacho Cheese-flavored booze has just become a reality

This will pair excellently with my hard mountain dew. https://nitter.net/hardmountaindew

Soon we will have people wondering "why have all our favorite brand names faded away?"

In today's world, this will probably take the form of shareholder lawsuits.

Not sure if I should be intrigued by this or repulsed by this. It's probably a bit of both.