The LaserJet Pros are actually still really nice printers. Expensive relative to the rest of the market, but my M479fdw seems to lack all the latest user-hostile features. It doesn't require an app for AirPrint, or anything other than drivers for Windows.
Not looking forward to the $800 or so in toner cartridges it will require when the starter cartridges are exhausted. They will basically double the cost of the printer. But if the quality is there -- and it definitely is -- I'm not one to complain, especially since the $800 is (supposed to be) good for 6000 pages. It should be several years before I have to buy another set.