I seriously wish I were as mature as you are. I saw some Halo Warthogs in person and would love to have one. I am a senior citizen. Sigh.

If there was a warthog look-alike with a hard top available, I'm fairly sure it'd look and sell better than the Cybertruck. It's already similar looking to kitted-out Jeeps which people seem to love.

Bonus points if it uses a battery and generator to power electric motors, which is a pretty reliable and light maintenance setup.