Stroustrup C++ 'interview' - parody (funny)

From stroustrup's FAQ, interesting to note he equates copyright infringement with stealing:

Where do I find free machine-readable copies of your books?

There are no legal free machine readable copies of my books. If you see a copy freely available it must be a copyright violation (that is, it was stolen).

Oh god. I've never looked at programming language like that before. Now C++ starts to make sense. xD

Hilarious - I laughed my ass off.

Edit: Still putting the pieces back together.

This is older than shit.