> You can't dunk on the experience until you've tried the one the chef actually intended. Dissecting your burger and only eating a bit of the lettuce is not a thorough review of the cuisine on offer.

But Microsoft isn't selling burgers that people are taking a bit of lettuce from. They're selling lettuce, and if that lettuce sucks in any context that isn't the burger that they're also selling, then complaining about the quality of their lettuce is valid.