I am a grave digger. I dig probably 5 graves a week. it is really hard work. Although I work so much, the pay is not so good. I have no money to spend on holiday presents, and even don't have enough to pay the heating bill. I live in Berlin, and a couple of months ago, the price of gas heating went DOUBLE; so imagine that, in one month, your entire -carefully planned budget- is decimated. It was an intense shock! Anyways, my point is this: i just want to be able to make my family happy.

in good faith, morgan chalk-levy