> "The window of time in which they are absolutely perfect—soft and tender with no brown spots or streaks—is notoriously short."
But then it claims:
> "...gauge ripeness by touch: Using your fingers, very gently press on the avocado near the stem end (that's where the avocado was once attached to the tree). You want to feel a slight tenderness and give. If the avocado is very firm, it's not ready; if it feels soft and mushy, it's gone too far."
I have gotten this wrong so many times that it seems like useless advice. The skin of the avocado is so stiff and wrinkly by the stem end, you simply cannot tell. By the time you apply enough force to feel through the skin, you're going to explode the avocado.
But if you try pressing against the side, where you can sometimes feel the level of hardness/softness more accurately (if it is a particularly thin-skinned one), you bruise it.
I'm an expert in the kitchen at basically everything else, but trying to figure out if an avocado is ripe or not just absolutely defeats me. I've routinely cut into an avocado I thought was underripe, only to discover it's so over-ripe it's inedible, because the skin all over is so darn tough that the whole thing simply felt rock-hard all over. It's like fossilized reptile skin.
How does anyone do it? I'm talking about regular Hass avocados bought in the northeast US shipped from Mexico.
At the end of the day, I just buy a few, wait 3 days, cut into one, and if it's ripe I try to eat the rest quickly. If not, I throw it out, wait another couple days, and repeat. Ugh.