The case for never reading the book jacket
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What i really really hate is "a book with a plot twist in the end that'll make you reread the whole book again!" ... why do I need to know that there will be a plot twist? Now i'll expect it, and know that the 'obvious' murdeder isn't the one guilty of murder, but some twist will change everything.
Same for the movies... where the trailer has enough spoilers to see how the movie ends and who the murderer is.... it sucks... and it's not even a columbo-like movie, where you see the murder in the first scene, both you and Columbo know who the murderer is 2 minutes in, and you just wait to see how he "gets him"...
obviously book jackets exist for marketing purposes, I'm supposing there is a market of people who like to know that there will be a tricky plot twist so they can see if they can guess.
Some people get _so_ into a movie that they literally memorise every trailer. Then they actively try to find the scenes from the trailer while watching the movie.
And if those don't match, they'll shout at the Internet.
Case in point: Rogue One had shots in the trailer that never made it to the final movie (charging through the beaches and the Tie-fighter rising to meet Jyn in the tower). People went berserk.
But I 100% agree with you, they should shoot the trailer scenes separately and not have any of them actually in the movie just to keep it interesting.
That said, my approach nowadays is to consider watching a movie as a kind of risk-taking. I watch the movie without knowing or expecting anything; sometimes it will be worth it, sometimes it won't, but when it is, then DAMN is it worth it! On the other hand, if I watch the trailer then I know for sure that it will not happen. So... I take the risk.
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I also avoid film trailers like the plague, except for pure zero-content entertainment and visuals-only stuff like Marvel movies (to the extent I even bother with them anymore). Every other type of trailer I block or avoid watching. One problem I remember having with British TV series, in particular Doctor Who, is that they would spoil the next episode by showing a trailer of it in the previous one. In the end it made me stop watching it altogether.
For books of (to me) unknown authors I'll read the first couple of pages, that'll quickly reveal if they're of the "show" or "tell" type of authors, and other things about their writing style. Other than that I'll try to skim the headline of the summary but avoiding reading more than the bare minimum to get an idea about what it's about but nothing more. Sometimes I read books completely without any idea about what's it going to be about.
I went to Amazon to read the description just now, and it doesn't really give anything away that isn't in the opening chapters, which hopefully means they changed the cover from what you saw.
People recommend me stuff and tip-toe around not to spoil anything and I will tell them to tell me all of it, I want to know if I should invest time into this thing they are recommending. Every single time people tell me no, read it, and don't respect the idea that someone is different from them. Give me the contents or I won't read it at all.
I am used to others not wanting spoilers, and it seems I'm quite unique in this regard, so I generally try to never spoil stuff, but I still don't quite get it.
The reason is just that I want to go in surprised. Very often I've read books or watched movies that I probably wouldn't've because I thought "that story is dumb" or "that setting isn't for me". I don't want to read a book and think "When do we get there?". I've even disabled the progress display on my Kindle because I don't want to know if what I'm currently reading is still set-up or the grand finale. If I know a thriller has 100 pages left when the murder has been found I know that something is still going to happen and that affects how I read the rest.
It may have to do with how much you like being surprised and why you read a book. If it's for the prose then the surprise doesn't matter. If you enjoy a story well told then the surprise doesn't matter. But I like being surprised and going into it without any bias and as little prior knowledge as possible.
I agree with you though for whodunit movies where there’s a lot of misdirection and surprise is the point. But knowing a lot about Barton Fink or some James Bond movie doesn’t diminish my fun.
Goldeneye could have been more thrilling if the trailers withheld the reveal of Alec Trevalyn as the bad guy.
1995 was a year where most people couldn't look up movie information on the internet... going into the movie theatre blind, it would have been awesome to get the secret revealed on the big screen.
I've had it explained to me many many times, the thing about surprises and plot twists and whatever but really it doesn't phase me at all.
I had a classmate who was a voracious reader. They happily read book series with overarching plots out of order and didn't bother them the slightest bit.
"The second book was on loan, so I grabbed the third instead and read that".
Like what?
But I'm someone who has re-read favorite novels dozens of times, which I suppose is about appreciating great writing.
If I'm not predicting and anticipating things happening, I'm not really getting much out of the story. The edge of the seat feeling has been taken away so it feels like it's not really worth spending the time.
Oddly enough this somehow still works fine for things I have already seen and thoroughly enjoyed - for example I could go binge Breaking Bad twice in a row at any time, no bother.
I guess in that case I'm looking forward to the great plot points and storylines I know are coming, but if something of unknown quality has been spoiled then I don't know the journey is good enough to plow through, so there's no anticipation and no dopa to be mined.
In summary spoilers take away the dopamine so there's no longer any drive or desire to begin consuming it in the first place.
I do know dopamine levels/production/uptake vary from person to person (ADHD being one of the more famous results of a lack-of, for example) - Sounds like you've landed in the sweet spot to enjoy media however it's presented! :)
I also try not to spoil anything for people, but I will almost always spoil myself as soon as I get any real interest in what's happening, so I'm not distracted away from appreciating the craft of it. [It also means if, e.g. the character that intrigues me the most dies off early, I can just not participate in it.]
For example: The Only Good Indians by Stephen Graham Jones is a horror novel, which is alright, but the angle of horror it's taking is $familiar_theme + $native_framework. Knowing this makes me more happy to read the book, not less. Otherwise I see some really dumb opinions, like panning The Only Good Indians for having native american-centric conflict in it... when it is very clear in every jacket, blurb, author bio, etc. about the book screams "this is about native american stuff".
>I actually dislike the antsy "what happens next" feeling
This part is especially true for content that is supposed to be.. cringe.. embarrassing.. sort of? Like imagine things like a comedy or drama that is supposed to evoke those feelings. I can't take it. It physically hurts. Sometimes I have to pause or stop watching. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind was such a movie, I just couldn't finish it. I read about the story instead and figured out what was going to happen and then I could watch it, no problem.
That being said there is work I'm happy to go into blind because I trust the creator of the media. I will buy and read my favorite authors with no summary or anything, e.g. the Murderbot series. I simply trust they have their craft down that nothing hits wrong, and chances are good, they just pull it off and it all works.
I listen to a lot of audiobooks (often for book clubs), i.e. which don't require handling a physically printed cover, and I've really enjoyed the experience of figuring out "what is this book about, and who even are the main characters??", that would have been completely robbed by even a quick perusal of the book jacket.
Oh, you want to know what I'm reading now? Everything by Irvin Yalom. Lying on the Couch is a good place to start.
With books I'll only get the roughest idea of what they're about and start reading. This has worked really well for fiction, but not so well with non-fiction. There is a lot of really tedious non-fiction out there.
I'm currently enjoying The Overstory. In the non-fiction category I'll recommend anything by Bill Bryson.
Please no. Bryson’s The Mother Tongue is one of the worst pop-sci books on linguistics ever published, with a factual error or urban myth on nearly every page. Because, after all, Bryson is a journalist and a humorist and not any actual expert in that field. As entertaining as some of his other books may be, I suspect that he plays fast and loose with facts there as well.
For example, I picked up a book by Salman Rushdie, thinking “he’s an award-winning author and this plot summary seems interesting.” But after reading a few pages, I simply can’t get through the style…it’s not for me.
This is something that oddly enough isn’t covered in book review magazines like the NYRB or LRB, which don’t contain excerpts.
However, when I'm browsing in the library I always go by jacket art and blurb, then read a few random passages. How else to sift through dozens of books to find the one I want to invest my time in?
They always have amazing suggestions based on what you like. They're like machines!
Source: my best friend is a librarian. So it might just be him.
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My biggest problem is that there are far too many books to read and I’ll take almost anything that helps me winnow the list. So yeah, knowing what it’s about helps.
If the cover had just said “engrossing from beginning to end” it wouldn’t have tempted me, but specifically saying “4 words” made it irresistible!
I think I made it through half of the book before I broke down and skipped to the end. It’s undoubtedly a spoiler, but certainly not an unexpected twist.
I still finished the book and was indeed engrossed by the concepts for a few years.
There's a reason why tools like GPT seem so good when writing marketing, advertising and business copy in general. The problem is that this type of content has been for a long time completely devoid of... content. Most of this kind of text is formulaic, pompous and yet utterly devoid of deep meaning. It is as low-entropy as you can get. So, no wonder that a stochastic machine can produce this kind of text in a so believable manner.
No matter what we think about ourselves, we're pretty much the same here and mostly comment the same stuff based on a few niches of beliefs and personal/professional experiences.
The idea that the opinion of some critic at a big newspaper has anymore weight or merit than anyone elses opinion makes no sense at all.
I use reviews all the time for movies. I also don't put much faith in individual critics, but when the overall consensus of critics and internet randos suggests that a movie is terrible, it's probably terrible.
Negative movie reviews are more helpful than positive ones. A bad film might get overwhelmingly good reviews because it's got some political value or is considered "important".
Reviews for kid's movies are generally pretty honest when they're terrible, but some reviewers will inflate the scores based on how much they think it will appeal to kids so the middle ground in that genre is risky.
Good horror and sci-fi movies routinely get bad reviews from people who are just put off by the genre, so when horror or sci-fi films get wide acclaim they're probably worth checking out (although again, politics can throw this off).
FYI at least in fiction books, the author is rarely if ever paid to blurb a book. They're just offered an advanced copy or ebook and like it, they'll send a blurb back to the publisher.
What works, for me and many others, is to simply listen to what people are telling each other while hanging around in a cafe or walking in the streets. Then pick movies from that. If they recommend a movie, get a ticket. I've watched astounding movies that way. In contrast, the critics.. meh. Most of the time.
One more thing about critics.. occasionally there's a little introduction by someone before the movie starts. If that person happens to be a critic then there's only one thing to do: Plug your ears and sing "nananana" to yourself until he or she is done. EVERY critic seems to have this extreme urge to reveal crucial parts of the plot. Only the critics do this, other people don't.
I used to have one in the local paper, he could rate movies as a representative of their genre, instead of comparing the latest Marvel AAA CGI fest to Fellini and being disappointed because the Marvel one wasn't as deep.
Now I've got a few reviewers on Youtube I "trust" and have seen some less known movies based on their positive non-spoiler reviews.
It really is that easy.
https://www.universityofcalifornia.edu/news/spoiler-alert-sp...
For example, there are some movies like The Prestige, The Crying game and The Usual Suspects there is a set up and when the twist happens, you look back and realise the movie was hinting at it at various points but you didn't expect it. If you knew, you would see the hints much more easily and the look back would not be as fun. This sort of has the same impact as a magic trick. It's fun to be fooled.
Some other movies like Se7en, Chinatown and "Easy Rider" I would call "bolt from the blue" where the impact is mostly like being punched in the guts. It's not fun but again if you are not emotionally prepared by knowing what will happen it is much more powerful.
I wouldn't say any of those had a flimsy story. In in all cases the enjoyment comes from the writing, direction, performances etc all being of a very high standard, not just from the twist. The twist really adds something though.
And then a small number of "book people" actively seek out books like it is an adventure, and then filter the winners out to friends, family, community, and net...
What would you want to see on the jacket?
The first paragraph? That puts an unfairly high burden on the first paragraph, IMHO. If a friend is telling you about the book, they're almost always going to say more than would fit in those few paragraphs.
I never read them anymore. It's harder to find books, but at least I don't see literal spoilers.
These days I ask my partner to check for other books in a series. Even just trying to look up the sequels online can spoil quite a lot. This may sound like a hassle but it's actually not.
Eg, I was really pissed off seeing Sky TV spoil Game of Thrones like this. I browsing TV schedule one night to see was on, and accidentally saw a GoT episode summary scroll by : “After the death of XXXXX, the characters try to…”
Otherwise there's somebody working there that is a monster.
Dee: "No that's a bad idea. Usually when you get involved somebody gets hurt."
Frank: "That's ridiculous. I'm just paling around with the guys. How is anybody going to get hurt?"
Title Card: "Frank Sets Sweet Dee on Fire"
Netflix also has a really annoying habit of re-ordering seasons. For some bizarre reason shows like bake off are listed with the most recently added series first. For some shows that might not be a huge problem but in the first episode of one series they actually recap the winners of all previous series, spoiling several years of programing for unwary netflix viewers.
Shows some great cover art
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If you keep a list on your phone of interesting-sounding authors and comb used book stores you’ll rarely run out of options.
The jacket copy for Thomas Pynchon’s Inherent Vice is far and away the best I’ve ever read — not surprising that he wrote it himself.
What if humans achieved a post-scarcity society? Lets explore that idea ... turns into Star Trek. If you relegate yourself to purely non-fiction you can never explore that idea in a meaningful way.
If that ever stops being true then the categories stop having meaning.
It's not an issue that you prefer non-fiction, the book you posted is philosophy and many people enjoy it. But I've explained the appeal of fiction to you, take it or leave it.
In contrast, for non-fiction a good summary is perfectly fine.