This sounds like a great sci-fi premise. We think we’re being attacked by intergalactic missiles but they’re really just probes sent by a more advanced, albeit clumsy civilization in an attempt to move fast and break things in the name of discovery.
Humanity vehemently debates the meaning of the “attacks” but ultimately decides we must go to war with these aliens. Eventually the aliens do arrive, interested only in peaceful communication. They disarm our arsenal trivially, but understand why we wanted to fight them and apologize for the misunderstanding.