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Fortified wine or Thunderbird would be a more accurate simile, I think

Port was what I was thinking. Can’t turn wine into whiskey. That’s not only impossible but grounds for a holy war between wine and whiskey aficionados

Plus it goes with the whole gaming port thing

Port - what an amazing name!

An amazing name that's also completely impossible to search for.

Yes, had i thought about it a minute longer...

Sherry, then. Or vermouth. Or any other fortified wine. It shouldn't be any more difficult to search for than whisky.

How about Winegar? Has “wine” in the name, and vinegar is essentially what wine ends up becoming after some time anyway.

Thought it was sarcasm... (sorry..)

Kind of already used by MacPorts (Jokes are already there for Port / Cask / Brew etc which would probably confuse things)

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