Kurt Vonnegut's House Is Not Haunted
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But I kid, of course. I read that, and this rather cute article about an author I adored as a teenager. The house isn't haunted, but... well, I won't spoil it.
And if you point this policy out, you'll get flagged for THAT!
Let's see if I'll get flagged for pointing out that you'll get flagged. We have some real insecure infants here.