Following the pre-eminent scholar of bullshit, Harry Frankfurt, we can attempt a ‘bullshit alignment matrix’ according to the ground truth of a statement, and its intent. -
https://www2.csudh.edu/ccauthen/576f12/frankfurt__harry_-_on...On one axis we have the truth value of a statement, on the other, the intent (sadly no tables on HN)
Good intent
- Factually truthful: 'Roses are red'
- No inherent truth Value: Maybe surreal humor, like 'this statement is humor'
- Factually false: Satire, parody, sarcasm, 'Great HN comment Einstein'
Bullshit: Statements for effect, indifferent to truth value
- True: 'More doctors smoke Camels'; 'My response to the Covid pandemic was amazing!';
- No truth value - ill-formed nonsense, oxymoron, non sequitur or empty puffery: 'Our Founding Fathers under divine guidance created a new beginning for mankind.'; 'Starbucks provides an immersive ultra-premium coffee-forward experience.'; 'Nobody’s bigger or better at the military than I am.'
- False: 'Obama was born in Kenya'; 'We had the biggest inauguration crowd ever.'
Bad intent, to defraud or mislead:
- True: 'I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky'
- No truth value: 'We’re not going to sit here and listen to you bad-mouth the United States of America!'
- False: 'Clinically proven to boost genes and make your skin visibly younger in just a week'; Gish Gallop
Of course this is mostly bullshit:
- Hard to discern intent when something turns out to be false, was Bush's WMD claim bullshit, or a lie; similarly Obama, 'if you like your insurance, you can keep it'. One man's benign public health simplification about masks or food pyramids is another's nefarious conspiracy.
- Even hard science isn't free of bullshit, Feynman's cargo cult speech notwithstanding, any sufficiently complex science and engineering devolves to some amount of cargo cult bullshit in practice
- Let's not even get started on organized religion, Washington and apple trees and whatnot. Communication takes place on multiple levels, fruit flies like a banana, something can be bullshit on one level and good (or bad) intent on another.
In the words of George Carlin, "Bullshit is the glue that binds us as a nation." Or Napoleon, "History is a set of lies agreed upon."
GPT's ability to bullshit at a human level is a truly monumental achievement.