This isn't remotely brilliant. This seems completely unnecessary and gimmicky.
1) I don't get it, so I'm unlikely to think it's brilliant without trying. (So now I need a laptop to upload photos from my mobile?...)
2) I wouldn't download this to try Bump without some better explanation, especially given implicit data protection reputation of just about every big consumer-facing company these days (especially one that trades in contact details.)
3) The title is full of gratuitous editorialization, which is against HN guidelines.