Hahaha are you fucking serious? I can't read your blog because I use edge on my phone? Get over yourself!
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Her steps. And you're off by a few years with the first steps.
People have options about Google ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it's ok
One day I figured I'd test it in IE just to see how broken it was (I can't remember if IE even had support for transparent PNG yet) and when I tested it, our site would literally crash IE. As massive Mac fanboys, we decided this was a feature.