Why aren't such things connected with a lanyard to the spacecraft?
Apparently, it basically happens every training and the divers take great joy in putting the items on the Lost Wall for everyone to see.
This is fascinating. I'm not quite following what is meant by retrieval though. I assume from context the divers aren't retrieving to return the tools to the astronaut, and rather are emulating the drift that occurs in a frictionless vacuum? "Oops I set it 'down' and now it's 200m away".
> Lost Wall
I presume this is a "Wall of Shame" of sorts?
And apparently there's nothing funnier than an embarrassed astronaut.