When I was awarded MVP by Microsoft in like, 2004, they sent me a really nice watch by DHL.
I went to DHL warehouse and picked up the shipping box. I opened the box as I walked to my car. Inside was the watch box. I opened the watch box. Inside was no watch. Inside was a folded piece of DHL-headed yellow paper which had the following hand-written on it:
SORRY I STOLE YOUR WATCH