It's really weird. I'm starting to suspect hacker news isn't a single person.
Yes and no - everyone is just a figment of my imagination.
I'm pretty sure I'm you.
Who am us, anyway?
Then why is it called the singular “Hacker” news?
Because there's only one intended reader who is sufficiently educated and smart. All others of us are impostors who should not have pursued this career at all.