given Elon's history of overstating things I really think we should stop breathlessly reporting every little thing he tweets

Black Mirror ought to use this to parody the classic Twilight Zone episode of the post-war guy trying to find his eyeglasses so he could read. That was subtle horror, but reckoning with the fact that a private company could own the whole of your perception is an appropriately unsettling topic for the 21st century.

I suspect that Elon will announce that it will be launched worldwide in 2025

it is pretty embarrassing (for them) how credulus Musk enthusiasts are even in 2023.

Jesus.

> Elon Musk’s Neuralink will have a vision chip that will be released in “a few years,”

Okay, I'm sure. You'll just bust out all this ground breaking research, do the proper clinical studies, get FDA approval and it'll be on the market "in a few years".

This is just another pump. Or distraction. Or Elon feeling he's not getting enough attention.

It’s easy, just gotta use AI /s

Yeah. Sure. Uh-huh.