> Since its two humans competing it becomes "who sucks less" but its two losers that both suck competing.
Yeah, this is my problem with bowling and golf. If you're a professional bowler, literally your only job is to knock down the pins. Why do anything else? If you miss one, you're bad at your job. Ditto with golf -- the hole is right there, just get the ball in it!
(Honestly not sure how sarcastic vs sincere I am in this comment.)