Every time I think I've seen the funniest conspiracy theory ever, someone goes and raises the bar. Thank you Sir/Madam.
Maybe they did it to ensure the Soviet Union and then Russian Federation wouldn't go completely broke and start selling off nuclear weapons to the highest bidder.
Guys on high horses are not funny
What do you mean by that? What was 'high horse' about my joke? Or are you mad at me for some other thread?
Genuinely confused how that joke could offend you.